Event: The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons by Rachel Teagle

• Thursday, April 16, 2026
• 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

Suddenly, all childhood dreams have come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, cowboys and princesses. It’s a brave and glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up. With the help of her friendly vocational advisor and her super-spy boyfriend, Jess embarks on a journey to find her place in the world and discover why it seems to be unraveling. An offbeat comedy about ambition, vocation and restlessness. Admission is free.

Location: Eastfield Campus, Bldg. F, Room F210 (Performance Hall)

• Arts and Culture